Funny Story

So im up in a store and some guy walks in and he is talking about how things are showing up on his bill and that he did not subscribe to it.  Super Swole that he is getting a charge monthly and then says "I wanna kick the ass of the person that did this.  And then I wanna take a knife and put it into their eyeball."  I couldnt hold back I started rolling because it was this little guy with a mullet just like kanye and the guy at the store was calm and told him "sir all you have to do is respond with stop sending."  Awwwww man highlight of my day next time i will ask the man to do it all over again so i could tape him for the blog hahaahah